I bought my son a pet snake and the salesman said "Be careful those snakes grow up to 20 feet" I said "Shut up...snakes don't grow feet!!!!"

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Poker and Cards,Surfing

ARQ(2016),Return to Paradise(1998)

Popular music

CAN'T STOP THE FEELING!(by Justin Timberlake(by from the movie Trolls [2016])
Småstadsprat(by Per Gessle in duet with Lars Winnerbäck)

A Room with a View --by E.M. Forster
Gulliver's Travels --by Jonathan Swift

Cycling, Skateboarding

Legends of Tomorrow (2016)
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)

Sigourney Weaver
Willow Shields

Silent Siren
Bruce Springsteen

Vegemite on toast

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